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Anonymous asked: were you rapelling or what? re: Don't trust anyone 100ft off the ground.

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Don't trust anyone 100ft off the ground.

Harness Handler: *hooking me up to all the ropes* So m'am, where are you from?
Me: I'm from Manila po.
Harness Handler: *ushering me into position for the drop* Ah, so you're here for new year?
Me: Naaaah, we're going home tomorrow na actually.
Harness Handler: Ah...So m'am, put your foot here and the other here. Both hands on the rail. Is that your brother with the camera?
Me: Oh no, that's my cousin.
Harness Handler: TENSION! Ok, whenever you're ready. Release your feet. Ah really how old?
Me: He's 11, I think.
Harness Handler: Ok smile for the picture! You naman how old are you?
Me: I'm 19.
Harness Handler: And where are you staying?
Me: Uhhh-*harness handler releases my rope*PUTAANG INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!*flails uncontrollably*
Me: *after landing safely on the ground* FUCK YOU KUYA! FUCK YOOOOUUUU!!!!
Ground staff: *Laughs unconrtrollably*