September 2009
Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge...
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50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines →
pwnator:
livesophia:
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Baby, you overclock...
Today, my cell phone went off in calculus class....
Today, my 5 year old sister was trying to learn...
Today, our school had a fire drill. As I was...
Today I was in my kitchen and I heard my mother in...
Today I went to visit my cousins. I found my 8...
Today, I was eating sour patch kids when I came...
Today, my friend in class asked another guy if he...
Today our math teacher told us that if we fall...
Today, my neighbour showed me her son saying his...
Jokes from the Haligi. =))
pwnator:
wakocytosis:
boredlikehell:
justonesmile:
Kid: Yaya! Look! Boats!
Yaya: Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.
Kid: Yaya, spell yachts?
Yaya: Yor rayt, dey are boats.
=)))))))))))
Kid: Yaya, spell orange?
Yaya: Depende, yung kulay o yung prutas?
=)))))))))))))))))))
( earlier ) Mom: Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!
( later ) Son: Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?
Yaya: Nasa ref,...
tatooine:
jenina-rose:
Love Story - The Right...
